Blonde Jokes

  At the Doctor's...
  -A young woman said to her doctor,
  "You have to help me, I hurt all over."
  "What do you mean?" said the doctor.
  -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
  "Ow, that hurts."
  -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled,
  "Ouch! That hurts, too."
  -Then she touched her right earlobe.
  "Ow, even THAT hurts."
  The doctor asked the woman, "Are you a natural blonde?"
  -"Why yes," she said.
  "I thought so," said the doctor. "You have a sprained finger."