Ik sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
Sardar: main ny khat likha tha kh mari shadi pr zaroor ana, tum q nahi aye?
2nd Sardar: Mujhe khat mila he ni
1st Sardar: main ny likha tha kh khat mily ya na mily tum zaroor aana.