And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
These jokes will sleigh you!
Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!
'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'
How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!
How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!
How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!
And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Sardar Jokes, Sheikh Jokes, Funny Sardar SMS, Sheikh SMS
Ik sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
Sardar: main ny khat likha tha kh mari shadi pr zaroor ana, tum q nahi aye?
2nd Sardar: Mujhe khat mila he ni
1st Sardar: main ny likha tha kh khat mily ya na mily tum zaroor aana.
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha
Sardar: main ny khat likha tha kh mari shadi pr zaroor ana, tum q nahi aye?
2nd Sardar: Mujhe khat mila he ni
1st Sardar: main ny likha tha kh khat mily ya na mily tum zaroor aana.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Halloween Skeleton Jokes, Halloween Jokes, Funny Skeleton Jokes, Bone Jokes For Halloween
Check out these funny halloween skeleton jokes and laugh out loudly :)
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite !
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen
What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs
Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'
How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key
What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs
What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull
What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points
When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.
Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body
What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite !
Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen
What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs
Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton
What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull
What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'
How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key
What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs
What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull
What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Halloween Jokes, Halloween Pranks, Halloween Fun, Halloween Humor
Halloween jokes are must on the eve of Halloween. Have fun with these funny Halloween jokes. Check these short Halloween jokes, Halloween pranks, halloween fun and halloween humor here. Check more halloween jokes here.
What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Because he wasn't very hungry.
What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!
Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they
drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!
Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!
What did one vampire say to the other?
Fangs aren’t what they used to be!
What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish?
Snackula!
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!
What should a short-sighted ghost have?
Spooktacles!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
What do you call an angry monster?
Sir!
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Why did the skeleton go the party?
For a rattling good time!
Who has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Who comes out at night and goes “Munch, munch, ouch!”
A vampire with a rotten tooth!
How do monsters count to 13?
On their fingers!
Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
To the boo-ty parlor!
What does a hungry ghost want?
Ice scream!
What kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?
Any old girl he can dig up!
What was written on the hypochondriac's tombstone?
"I told you I was ill"!
Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book?
Because he wasn't very hungry.
What do monsters call human beings?
Breakfast, lunch and dinner!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her w!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!
What runs around a cemetery but doesn't move?
A fence!
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had no body to go with!
What does a witch ask for when she goes to a hotel?
Broom service!
Where do ghosts pick up their mail?
At the ghost office!
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !
Why are graveyards so noisy ?
Because of all the coffin !
Why did the witch travel on a broom?
She couldn't afford a Vacuum Cleaner.
Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend!
What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost as they
drove down the street?
Buckle your sheet belt!
Why do you always find ghouls and demons together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!
What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern?
A plumpkin!
What did one vampire say to the other?
Fangs aren’t what they used to be!
What do you call a vampire that’s always feeling peckish?
Snackula!
When do werewolves go trick or treating?
Howl-oween!
What should a short-sighted ghost have?
Spooktacles!
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
Do you believe in people?
What do you call an angry monster?
Sir!
Why is Dracula so unpopular?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!
Why did the skeleton go the party?
For a rattling good time!
Who has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and scary just crawled up your trousers!
Who comes out at night and goes “Munch, munch, ouch!”
A vampire with a rotten tooth!
How do monsters count to 13?
On their fingers!
Where do ghosts go the day before Halloween?
To the boo-ty parlor!
Monday, October 13, 2008
Diwali Jokes, Happy Diwali 2008, Diwali Fun, Diwali Greetings
May this Diwali be as bright as ever. May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you. May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for. May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity. May lights triumph over darkness. May peace transcend the earth. May the spirit of light illuminate the world. May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony “WISH U A VERY HAPPY DIWALI”.
Laugh with this funny Diwali Joke and share this funny joke to your friends and family.
Diwali Gambling
On the eve of Diwali a blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"
"Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.
Laugh with this funny Diwali Joke and share this funny joke to your friends and family.
Diwali Gambling
On the eve of Diwali a blackjack dealer and a player with a thirteen count in his hand were arguing about whether or not it was appropriate to tip the dealer.
The player said, "When I get bad cards, it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the dealer obviously had nothing to do with it so, why should I tip him?"
The dealer said, "When you eat out do you tip the waiter?"
"Yes."
"Well then, he serves you food, I'm serving you cards so you should tip me."
"Okay, but, the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an eight.
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Hindi Jokes - Very Funny Hindi Jokes
two pigs are eating potty
pig 1 : yaar hum duniya bhar ki potty khate hai........ koi hamari bhi potty khata hoga kya??
Pig 2 : abey salley khate waqt to aisi baat mat kiya kar !!!!!!!!!
Tags - Hindi Jokes, Funny Jokes, Pig Jokes
pig 1 : yaar hum duniya bhar ki potty khate hai........ koi hamari bhi potty khata hoga kya??
Pig 2 : abey salley khate waqt to aisi baat mat kiya kar !!!!!!!!!
Tags - Hindi Jokes, Funny Jokes, Pig Jokes
Monday, April 14, 2008
Funny Laloo Prasad Yadav Jokes, Political Jokes,Indian Jokes,Hindi Jokes
Check out this funny laloo joke and have fun with this hilarious joke on celebrity laloo.
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back
to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to
go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a
bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to
know what happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log
ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare
log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum
dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara
piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa
hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur
hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back
to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...
The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to
go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...
The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a
bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to
know what happened.
The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log
ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare
log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum
dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara
piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa
hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"
Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "
The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur
hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"
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