Hindi Jokes - Very Funny Hindi Jokes

two pigs are eating potty

pig 1 : yaar hum duniya bhar ki potty khate hai........ koi hamari bhi potty khata hoga kya??

Pig 2 : abey salley khate waqt to aisi baat mat kiya kar !!!!!!!!!

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Funny Laloo Prasad Yadav Jokes, Political Jokes,Indian Jokes,Hindi Jokes

Check out this funny laloo joke and have fun with this hilarious joke on celebrity laloo.
Laloo Yadav's car is driving along a back country road on the way back
to Patna , when all of a sudden a piglet jumps out in front of the car...

The piglet dies on the spot. Laloo, upset, tells the chauffeur to
go find the owner of the piglet so that he can pay the damages...

The driver is gone for two hours and when he comes back, he has a
bag full of money, and a wondering look on his face. Laloo wants to
know what happened.

The driver tells him "Hum jab gaanv me pahuncha to dekha kuchh log
ped ke niche baithe hain. Jub hum unko bataya ki kya hua hai,tab sare
log jama ho gaye. Humko laga ki aaj to hamari pitayee hogee.Par hum
dekha ki sare log paisa jama kar rahe hain. Hum socha ki ye sara
piasa wo janvar ke malik ke liye hai. Par un logo ne saara paisa
hamein de diya, aur kaha "bahut achchha kaam kiya hai re bhaiya"

Laloo says "Sasoor ka natee, Theek theek bata. Tu unko kya bola tha? "

The driver replies "Hum kaha ki hum Laloo Yadav ka driver hoon aur
hum sooar ka bachcha ko maar diya hoon"

April Fools Jokes, April Fools Day Pranks

Hey, it's April Fools' Day! The day is marked by the commission of hoaxes and other practical jokes on friends and neighbors. Being little naughty, playing a prank, cracking a joke on someone, confusing people with jokes, riddles and brain-teasers. Everything’s fair when it comes down to April Fools' Day ! Have a day filled with lots of laughter and smiles as you wish all you know a Happy April Fools' Day.

Rig the Sprayer

Put a rubber band around the push button of the spray nozzle (the kind with a hose) so the button stays down. Point it forward. When the victim uses the sink they will get a wet surprise!

Drippy

Use a pin to make a few small holes in a plastic disposable cup. Offer a drink to the victim and watch while the liquid dribbles out onto their shirt.

Forgetful

Tape magnets to the bottom of an empty coffee cup, and attach it to the top of your car. Laugh at all the people who frantically try to get your attention as you drive by.

Big Winner

Some of the best April Fool's pranks take a bit of pre-planning. Buy a lottery ticket and give it to the victim on March 31. The next day go out early and buy another ticket with the exact same numbers as the WINNING numbers from the day before. Put this ticket in the place of the ticket from the day before. Wait for them to check the numbers in the paper. They probably won’t notice the different date, and will think they just became a millionaire!

Early Bird

Set the victim’s alarm clock for the middle of the night and hide it somewhere in the room where they will have to get up and scramble around to turn it off. (This works even better if you sneak in after they go to sleep and unscrew the light bulb in their lamp. Then they’ll have to search for the clock in the dark!)

Do the Splits

Find a scrap of cloth. Place a dollar on the floor and stay nearby. When the victim comes by and bends down to pick up the dollar, rip the cloth loudly. Most people will reach back to see if they ripped their pants. One of the original classic April Fool's pranks of all time!

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Very Funny Jokes-Sardar Jokes

This interesting post addresses some of the key issues regarding funny Sardar Jokes. A careful reading of this material could make a big difference in how you think about funny Sardar Jokes.LOL

It's really a good idea to probe a little deeper into the subject of funny Sardar Jokes and laugh loudly reading these very funny jokes, sardar jokes,indian jokes.

Srdr: I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..


Sardar was writing something very slowly.
Friend asked:" Why r u writing so slowly?
Sardar: "I'm writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he can't read very fast.


Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar says... Drink quickly..... .
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and cold coffee Rs10


Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....


A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

If you apply what you've just read about funny Sardar Jokes, you can make your friends laugh.

Valentines day Funny Jokes-Osama's Valentine

Send some funny valentines day jokes to your valentine on the eve of Valentine's day to make your valentine laugh. this is a clean sweet valentine's day jokes that can make your valentine smile. Happy Valentine's Day!

Osama's Valentine

Little David comes home from first grade and tells his father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day. "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," he asks, "will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?"

David's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?"

"Osama Bin Laden," David says.

"Why Osama Bin Laden," his father asks in shock.

"Well," David says, "I thought that if a little American Jewish boy could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."

His father's heart swells and he looks at his boy with newfound pride.

"David, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."

"I know," David says, "and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines shoot him."

Funny Pranks-Push Or Pull Door Pranks

Tags-Push or Pull Pranks, funny pranks,classroom pranks,door pranks

Print out some signs that read, "Push" and "Pull" and tape them to doors at your local stores or classroom or office door or hotel room door. Make sure to place them on the wrong side. Then sit back and watch as people push when they are instructed to pull and vise versa and laugh on the funny site.