Funny Adult Jokes, Funny Jokes, Sports Car and The Young Girl With Boyfriend

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
'If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?' he smirked.
'Yes,' said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
'Go and get help!' he cried.
'But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!'
'Take my shoe' he said 'and cover yourself.'
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, 'Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!'
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Ajit Jokes

* AJIT : Mujhe srif teen chesa pasand hai . Mona( his girlfriend), sona and Mona ki
saath sona !


* Once Mona and Robert( Ajit' righthand) got marrird. After one year, Mona gave birth a
baby. On thier request, Ajit named the baby Jack. Next year, Mona gave birth another
baby and Ajit named it Harry. After two year, Mona gave birth a third one. When Ajit
was asked to give a name, he said Lee Chen. Everybody was surprised. Ajit explained:
every third baby that is born on earth is a Chineese!

* Sites to look for: SMS-FUN

Miscellaneous Jokes

Why do young people want to become a doctor ?

Because it is the only profession where you can ask a woman to take off her clothes and ask
her husband to pay for it !

Funny Christmas Jokes, Reindeer Christmas Jokes

And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes ....
These jokes will sleigh you!

Did Rudolph go to a regular school?
No, he was "elf"-taught!

'Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can't tell me why he does that!'
'Oh, yes I can.' the elf said.
'Because tow 'Eds are better than one, of course!'

How can Santa's sleigh possibly fly through the air?
You would too if you were pulled by flying reindeer!

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !

How do you get into Donner's house?
You ring the "deer"-bell!

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He looks at his calen-"deer"!

How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !

How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!

And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first

I'm so strong I could lift a reindeer with one hand.
Yeah, but where are we going to find a one-handed reindeer?

Sardar Jokes, Sheikh Jokes, Funny Sardar SMS, Sheikh SMS

Ik sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola
Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy?
Doctor:300 Rupees
Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb.
Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy?
Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy,
Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha


Sardar: main ny khat likha tha kh mari shadi pr zaroor ana, tum q nahi aye?

2nd Sardar: Mujhe khat mila he ni

1st Sardar: main ny likha tha kh khat mily ya na mily tum zaroor aana.

Halloween Skeleton Jokes, Halloween Jokes, Funny Skeleton Jokes, Bone Jokes For Halloween

Check out these funny halloween skeleton jokes and laugh out loudly :)

When does a skeleton laugh?
When something tickles his funny bone.

Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body

What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
Bone appetite !

Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of milk a day?
It's good for the bones

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.

What is a young skeleton?
A skeleteen

What do skeletons like to eat?
Ribs

Which skeleton is a famous comedian from yesteryear?
Red Skeleton

What do you call a stupid skeleton?
A numbskull

What is a skeleton's favorite insult?
The word 'Bonehead'

How does a skeleton get into his house?
With a skeleton key

What do skeletons have nightmares of?
Dogs

What forms of major education do skeletons attend?
High Skull

What did the skeleton get for killing a ghost?
2000 Bone-us points