An Italian, a Frenchman and a Parsi Were drinking at a bar, discussing what they had done the previous evening.
The Italian says:
'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes.'
The Frenchman says:
'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.
'The Parsi says:
That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.
'The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, 'Two hours, phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours :
Parsi: I wiped my hands on the curtains.'
The Italian says:
'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream non stop for five minutes.'
The Frenchman says:
'Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special aphrodisiac oil, then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight.
'The Parsi says:
That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a Amul butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, then made love and I made her scream for two long hours.
'The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, 'Two hours, phenomenal!
How did you do it to make her scream for two hours :
Parsi: I wiped my hands on the curtains.'
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