Tattoos
A girl falls in love with a sailor and has his picture tattooed on her right breast. After a
few months the romance waned. She then meets a soldier and has his picture tattooed
on her left breast, again after a few months the romance waned.
A year later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were
undressing for bed he began to laugh.
"What’s so funny?" asks the girl.
"I’m just thinking I’m the luckiest man alive,” says the marine, “and in a few years those
guys are going to have very long faces."
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