Funny Jokes - The economy is so bad

The Economy Is So Bad That…

• I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
• I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
• I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
• I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
• Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

Oh wait, that’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.

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