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Friday, December 4, 2009

Funny Christmas Party jokes, Short funny jokes about Christmas Party

What did the guest sing at the Eskimo's Christmas party ?
Freeze a jolly fellow !

What party game did Jekyll like best ?
Hyde and Seek !

Did you hear about the man who went to the fancy dress party as a bone ?
A dog ate him in the hall !

What would you do if you saw Dracula, Frankenstein & The Swamp Thing ?
Hope they were going as a fancy dress party !

Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ?
It was a moth ball !

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick !

Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ?
It was a scream !

Did you hear about the party with lots of fireworks, balloons & crackers ?
It went with a bang !

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party ?
Fancy a bite ?

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?
He had no body to go with !

Friday, October 30, 2009

Halloween Funnies! - Funny Jokes, funny Joke, short funny jokes

Halloween Funnies! - Funny Jokes, funny Joke, short funny jokes

Scary Halloween jokes, Funny Halloween jokes, Halloween Short jokes, Halloween one liners, Halloween funnies from Jokes.JokesPrank.com

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Clean funny jokes - discovery Of electricity

Most folks believe that Ben Franklin discovered electricity with his famous kite experiment.

Actually, a women made that discovery possible.

The real story was that Ben Franklin was laying in bed with his wife one night, leaned over and whispered something in her ear.

She told him to go fly a kite. The rest is history.

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Monday, September 28, 2009

Funny jokes poem, funny jokes poetry, funny jokes rhymes - Lisa Dooley

Lisa Dooley
Poor forgetful Lisa Dooley,
Walked across the office coolly
Bent to put a folder back,
But showed that panties she did lack.
Gasps from men of shocked surprise,
Followed fast by lusty sighs.
Mean while Lisa spots her sin
Her knickers by the dusty bin!
A safety memo now appears
All office girls must clad their rears,
To stop the straining trouser zips,
Please girls practice bunny dips!

Monday, August 31, 2009

Stupid funny jokes, funny husband wife jokes, couple jokes, stupid silly jokes : Kiss

Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Husband: How can I? I don't even know her.

Friday, August 21, 2009

Funny political jokes, funny jokes on politics - Politics explained

Politics Explained

FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.

BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.

FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.

RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.

CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.

PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.

REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.

BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.

PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.

LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.

Monday, August 17, 2009

Funny Jokes - The economy is so bad

The Economy Is So Bad That…

  • I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
  • Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
  • Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
  • I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
  • Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
  • A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
  • I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
  • I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
  • Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

Oh wait, that’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Cool funny jokes - Tattoos

Tattoos
A girl falls in love with a sailor and has his picture tattooed on her right breast. After a
few months the romance waned. She then meets a soldier and has his picture tattooed
on her left breast, again after a few months the romance waned.
A year later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were
undressing for bed he began to laugh.
"What’s so funny?" asks the girl.
"I’m just thinking I’m the luckiest man alive,” says the marine, “and in a few years those
guys are going to have very long faces."

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Funny jokes : what men really mean

What Men Really Mean.

"I'm going fishing."
Really means...
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"Woman driver."
Really means...
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means...
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means...
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means...
"I have no idea how it works."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."

"That's women's work."
Really means...
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"Go ask your mother."
Really means...
"I am incapable of making a decision."

"I do help around the house."
Really means...
"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"I can't find it."
Really means...
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

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Thursday, February 26, 2009

Funny Adult Jokes, Funny Jokes, Sports Car and The Young Girl With Boyfriend

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
'If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?' he smirked.
'Yes,' said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
'Go and get help!' he cried.
'But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!'
'Take my shoe' he said 'and cover yourself.'
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, 'Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!'
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Thursday, January 29, 2009

Funny Picture Ducklings Loop

Check out this funny picture - duckling Loop. Sure you'll laugh. It's funny.

DUCKLOOP'D?

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Ajit Jokes

* AJIT : Mujhe srif teen chesa pasand hai . Mona( his girlfriend), sona and Mona ki
saath sona !


* Once Mona and Robert( Ajit' righthand) got marrird. After one year, Mona gave birth a
baby. On thier request, Ajit named the baby Jack. Next year, Mona gave birth another
baby and Ajit named it Harry. After two year, Mona gave birth a third one. When Ajit
was asked to give a name, he said Lee Chen. Everybody was surprised. Ajit explained:
every third baby that is born on earth is a Chineese!

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Miscellaneous Jokes

Why do young people want to become a doctor ?

Because it is the only profession where you can ask a woman to take off her clothes and ask
her husband to pay for it !

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