Lisa Dooley Poor forgetful Lisa Dooley, Walked across the office coolly Bent to put a folder back, But showed that panties she did lack. Gasps from men of shocked surprise, Followed fast by lusty sighs. Mean while Lisa spots her sin Her knickers by the dusty bin! A safety memo now appears All office girls must clad their rears, To stop the straining trouser zips, Please girls practice bunny dips!
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and puts them in a barn with everyone else's cows. You have to take care of all of the cows. The government gives you as much milk as you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and put them in a barn with everyone else's cows. They are cared for by ex-chicken farmers. You have to take care of the chickens the government took from the chicken farmers. The government gives you as much milk and eggs as the regulations say you need.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbors help you take care of them, and you all share the milk.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You have to take care of them, but the government takes all the milk.
CAMBODIAN COMMUNISM: You have two cows. The government takes both of them and shoots you.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbors pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
BUREAUCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. Then it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
PURE ANARCHY: You have two cows. Either you sell the milk at a fair price or your neighbors try to take the cows and kill you.
LIBERTARIAN/ANARCHO-CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
Tattoos A girl falls in love with a sailor and has his picture tattooed on her right breast. After a few months the romance waned. She then meets a soldier and has his picture tattooed on her left breast, again after a few months the romance waned. A year later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh. "What’s so funny?" asks the girl. "I’m just thinking I’m the luckiest man alive,” says the marine, “and in a few years those guys are going to have very long faces."
"I'm going fishing." Really means... "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."
"Woman driver." Really means... "Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."
"It's a guy thing." Really means... "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear." Really means... Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.
"My wife doesn't understand me." Really means... "She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."
"It would take too long to explain." Really means... "I have no idea how it works."
"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard." Really means... "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"It's a really good movie." Really means... "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."
"That's women's work." Really means... "It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."
"Go ask your mother." Really means... "I am incapable of making a decision."
"I do help around the house." Really means... "I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."
"I can't find it." Really means... "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. 'If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?' he smirked. 'Yes,' said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel. 'Go and get help!' he cried. 'But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!' 'Take my shoe' he said 'and cover yourself.' Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, 'Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!' The proprietor looked at the shoe and faintedRead More Jokes Here Find Everything Funny Here. Mixture Of Hot trends on latest news and top headlines More Humor here!
* AJIT : Mujhe srif teen chesa pasand hai . Mona( his girlfriend), sona and Mona ki saath sona !
* Once Mona and Robert( Ajit' righthand) got marrird. After one year, Mona gave birth a baby. On thier request, Ajit named the baby Jack. Next year, Mona gave birth another baby and Ajit named it Harry. After two year, Mona gave birth a third one. When Ajit was asked to give a name, he said Lee Chen. Everybody was surprised. Ajit explained: every third baby that is born on earth is a Chineese!
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