Funny Jokes - The economy is so bad

The Economy Is So Bad That…

• I got a pre-declined credit card offer in the mail.
• Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
• Parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.
• I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.
• Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
• A prostitute asked me if she could borrow $20 until she can get back on her back.
• I saw a van full of legal immigrants illegally crossing the border into Mexico.
• I saw four CEOs playing miniature golf.
• Even people who aren’t in Barack Obama’s cabinet aren’t paying taxes.

Oh wait, that’s only 9 of them… darn recession is scaling down everything.

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Cool funny jokes - Tattoos

Tattoos
A girl falls in love with a sailor and has his picture tattooed on her right breast. After a
few months the romance waned. She then meets a soldier and has his picture tattooed
on her left breast, again after a few months the romance waned.
A year later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were
undressing for bed he began to laugh.
"What’s so funny?" asks the girl.
"I’m just thinking I’m the luckiest man alive,” says the marine, “and in a few years those
guys are going to have very long faces."

Funny jokes : what men really mean

What Men Really Mean.

"I'm going fishing."
Really means...
"I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the fish swim by in complete safety."

"Woman driver."
Really means...
"Someone who doesn't speed, tailgate, swear, make obscene gestures and has a better driving record than me."

"It's a guy thing."
Really means...
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Uh huh," "Sure, honey," or "Yes, dear."
Really means...
Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response like Pavlov's dog drooling.

"My wife doesn't understand me."
Really means...
"She's heard all my stories before, and is tired of them."

"It would take too long to explain."
Really means...
"I have no idea how it works."

"Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."
Really means...
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It's a really good movie."
Really means...
"It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and Heather Locklear."

"That's women's work."
Really means...
"It's difficult, dirty, and thankless."

"Go ask your mother."
Really means...
"I am incapable of making a decision."

"I do help around the house."
Really means...
"I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket."

"I can't find it."
Really means...
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

Funny Adult Jokes, Funny Jokes, Sports Car and The Young Girl With Boyfriend

A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
'If I do 250 kph, will you take off your clothes?' he smirked.
'Yes,' said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 250, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
'Go and get help!' he cried.
'But I can't! I'm naked and my clothes are gone!'
'Take my shoe' he said 'and cover yourself.'
Holding the shoe over her privates, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, 'Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!'
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Ajit Jokes

* AJIT : Mujhe srif teen chesa pasand hai . Mona( his girlfriend), sona and Mona ki
saath sona !


* Once Mona and Robert( Ajit' righthand) got marrird. After one year, Mona gave birth a
baby. On thier request, Ajit named the baby Jack. Next year, Mona gave birth another
baby and Ajit named it Harry. After two year, Mona gave birth a third one. When Ajit
was asked to give a name, he said Lee Chen. Everybody was surprised. Ajit explained:
every third baby that is born on earth is a Chineese!

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